I woke up that morning, looking for my usual cup of coffee, DIL and Little Miss were already up and had been talking about what they were going to do for Daddy's birthday. DIL said I needed to ask Little Miss what gift she wanted to get Daddy....okay I'll bite
Me: What do you want to get Daddy for his birthday?
Little Miss: A ranch
Me: A ranch? (I knew they were talking about getting a bigger house, but this seemed a little strange)
DIL suggested I ask what kind of ranch she wanted to get her Daddy...apparently she had more information than I did
Me: What kind of ranch do you want to get Daddy?
Little Miss: You know the kind you crank
Me: (it took a few moments, I had only had a few sips of coffee) Ohhh, you mean a wrench. (Apparently her southern drawl is getting a bit thicker)
He got his "ranches"
Happy birthday to our son. We love watching you be a husband and a dad.